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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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oliveaisfierce:

My friends and I at the dances.

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vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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