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thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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(via rnargarine)

baby:i- i-i-i- i-
mother:i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby:i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.

WOW….

guy:

guy:

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

like my friend was telling me that when she was little, she used to pick dandelions and put them under ppl’s chins and if their chins turned yellow, it meant they liked butter like what the fuck im lauging so hard

(via guy)

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via luckydreaming)

chilled:

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

 

(via cumfort)

punacceptable:

*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*

MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band

(via guy)

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